Ace Hardware Breaks New Ground in Physics!

According to a recent press release Ace Hardware, in conjunction with Presto canners has managed to make a device able to create a stable link to alternate dimensions. These dimensions can be used to do amazing new feats such as canning 16 GALLONS of material in what would normally be 16 quarts of space. This new functionality shows a four fold increase in capacity. Researchers may be looking at this new technology to aid in particle physics research at areas such as the LHC and other high tech facilities. Look for new breakthroughs at http://www.acehardwareoutlet.com!